'Burned into my brain': Paediatric clinic worker reveals the most 'unfortunate' kids' names

You would meet a lot of kids working at a Paediatric Clinic, and in this day and age, many of those kids would have some pretty unique names.

However, it seems one clinic worker has come across a few too many wildly unusual names, that they are now revealing some of the worst.

"Every single one of these is a real, unfortunate child," the worker wrote in a Reddit post outing the kids and their overly creative parents.

"These are the ones that have burned into my brain."

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In the Reddit post ?that has left people in tears of laughter, the Paediatric Clinic worker listed the top four names which they have never been able to forget.

The names so abnormal that they each needed an explanation.

One of the children's parents clearly had a thing for dark spirits as he was given the name 'Courvoisier' - after the premium French cognac. ?

"With siblings Seagrams, Cognac, Brandy and Coors," the worker explained.

Another unique name was 'Prime Minister?' which was revealed to be the child's first name only.

The post also disclosed one of the children as having the first name Major though second name Paine - full name Major Paine.

Perhaps that one a mistake on the parents' behalf. ?

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And the last name which the worker said to be incredibly inappropriate for a child was a twin who was named Menage, alongside their sister A'Trois.

"That last one is painful. Those poor girls," one person wrote on the post as many took the opportunity to divulge other bad names they have heard of.

"My kids went to school with a Ta'yestaday. Her sister was Tamara. But if a third one was to come along, it would have been Ta'nite," one mum wrote.

Another commented, "I work at an optometry clinic and I once had a patient whose first name was Led Zeppelin. He had no middle name, and a normal last name, so it was like Led Zeppelin Smith."

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